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Anxiety
Insomnia
Low self esteem
Chronic Pain
Fear and Phobias
Dreams of Armageddon
Panic Attacks
Suicidal Tendency
Craving for Jesus
Deep Feelings of Guilt
Anger and Aggression
Evangelical Fever
Irritation and Impatience
Dislike for Dark Weather
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